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I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I’m successful, and I am.

Zach Braff

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it’s about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.

Zach Braff

Working on ‘Scrubs’ made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.

Zach Braff

You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it’s really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn’t comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.

Zach Braff

Whenever I’m feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children’s hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

Zach Braff

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

Zach Braff

Yea, he’s alright…but he’s no Zach Braff.

Zach Braff

I could be one if I wanted to, I’m just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

Zach Braff

One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.

Zach Braff

I’m sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It’s false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese.

Zach Braff

I think the Bible should be re-written for today’s society. We can call it ‘Scrubs.’

Zach Braff

I really couldn’t say how famous I really am, that’s for the history books to decide. But I’ll probably be pretty up there.

Zach Braff

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I’d say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

Zach Braff

Yeah, I’ve banged some female costars. I swore I’d never tell their names, so instead I’ll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

Zach Braff

So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don’t see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.

Zach Braff

Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that… that’s something.

Zach Braff

I didn’t necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic dialogue and write like people I knew talked. I tried to keep it very real.

Zach Braff

I don’t think it’s a black and white issue. If a man’s family is starving so to speak, I don’t think I’ll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.

Zach Braff

I’m always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

Zach Braff