“If I die… I’d be so mad at myself that I didn’t explore that side of me.”

 

Bruce Jenner

“I think that’s necessary in photography. We try to simplify the chaos that’s out there – and that’s true of the natural world as well as the mad-made world. Clearly, it’s easier in the mad-made world because it has already been structured.”

Bruce Barnbaum

“My name is Stephen Leeds, and I am perfectly sane. My hallucinations, however, are all quite mad.”

Brandon Sanderson

“Too bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things.”

Brandon Boyd

“Let me be accurate in everything, for though you and I have seen some strange things together, you may at the first think that I, Van Helsing, am mad. That the many horrors and the so long strain on nerves has at the last turn my brain.”

Bram Stoker

“Oh, my dear, if you only knew how strange is the matter regarding which I am here, it is you who would laugh. I have learned not to think little of any one’s belief, no matter how strange it may be. I have tried to keep an open mind, and it is not the ordinary things of life that could close it, but the strange things, the extraordinary things, the things that make one doubt if they be mad or sane.”

Bram Stoker

“All men are mad in some way or the other, and inasmuch as you deal discreetly with your madmen, so deal with God’s madmen too, the rest of the world.”

Bram Stoker

“I sometimes think we must be all mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats.”

Bram Stoker

“It’s when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, “That’s wrong. You should not talk about Indian people,” and the Indian people are over in the audience like, “I thought that joke was hilarious.” That is so weird. Then why are you getting mad? You’re burning unnecessary calories. You’re getting made for the sake of getting mad. I don’t understand it.”

 

Brad Williams

“The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I’ve made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.”

 

Brad Williams

“I especially love driving down a hill directly at a tree and swerving to one side at the last moment. That’s my way to relax.”

 

Boris Yeltsin

“I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.”

 

Boris Johnson

“Keep making music.. Keep improving your music.. If there’s no viral action on your music, you’re just not good enough. Don’t get mad at the audience, get mad at yourself. Either give up or get better.”

 

Bob Lefsetz

“Through the mad mystic hammering of the wild ripping hail The sky cracked its poems in naked wonder”

 

Bob Dylan

“Not to be mad is another form of madness”

 

Blaise Pascal

“Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.”

 

Blaise Pascal

“Not to be mad is another form of madness”

 

Blaise Pascal

“Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.”

 

Blaise Pascal

“Everybody’s got a bully pulpit now, and everybody’s mad. I don’t blame people for being angry and frustrated about everything. I’m old, but I’m not pulling my pants up to my tits. I take deep breaths of air when I enter a room and celebrate the fact that I’m alive.”

 

Billy West

“I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.”

 

Billy Connolly