“I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let’s just say, a lot.”

 

Bruce McCulloch

“Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it.”

 

Bruce Friedrich

“You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey – the sacred incense of the drinking man.”

Bruce Aidells

“I’m dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.”

 

Brian Clough

“When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking.”

Bret Easton Ellis

“Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.”

Bret Easton Ellis

“There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine.”

Bret Easton Ellis

“When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don’t drink anymore, because when I did drink I drank enough to sing drinking songs for the rest of my life!”

 

Brantley Gilbert

“The sober guy is always going to have this air of arrogance or self-righteousness, but it’s not my intention. I just knew that if I drank, I’d have a drinking problem.”

 

Bradford Cox

“I was charging forward too hard, into too many war zones, working too long, drinking too heavily, pushing forward, pushing forward. And who knows, had this not happened, maybe I would have been one of the casualties as a journalist covering the war. Who knows, maybe I would have been captured and tortured somewhere along the line, because I always pushed things to the limit.”

 

Brad Willis

“There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink”

 

Booth Tarkington

“Drugs and drinking affect every family I know, country and city, middle-class and poor.”

 

Bonnie Jo Campbell

“I try not to “perform.” I try to come on stage and be myself, to sing the way I would in a room by myself, to interact with the audience the way I would relate to them if we were in my kitchen drinking tea and making up silly songs. Maybe the way to get past the fear of being ourselves is simply to try it more often.”

 

Bobby McFerrin

“A lot of people that are in the disease of drinking and using can be caught up on the denial aspect of it. I don’t have a problem with that. I am very sensitive. I can just feel when things are getting out of control and I go, ‘Oh, you have to deal with this. Because you can die.’ I’ve always sort of had that.”

 

Bobby Lee

“We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren’t good. Drinking’s not good. Some would say milk’s not good.”

 

Bob Dole

“Learn to ignore everything anyone (including myself) has ever told you about wine protocol. Sometimes win drinking, like spontaneous sex on the kitchen table, is far more satisfying when you toss out all the rules.”

 

Bob Blumer

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”

 

Bob Marley

“Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.”

 

Bob Hope

“Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.”

 

Bob Hope