“We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.”


Brody Dalle

“Relax, enjoy yourself. Have another drink. It’s patriotic to overconsume.”


Brian Aldiss

“What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists?”

Bret Easton Ellis

“I’ve never taken drugs. My drug, I suppose, is drink. I never drink before I sing, but I do make up for it when I come off!”


Bonnie Tyler

“I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.”


Bob Saget

“I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, two out of three ain’t bad.”


Bob Crane

“Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?”


Bob Marley

“I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I’d appear in a commercial for that too.”


Billy Dee Williams

“A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.”


Billy Connolly

“So before we endAnd then beginWe’ll drink a toast to how it’s beenA few more hours to be completeA few more nights on satin sheetsA few more times that I can say,I’ve loved these days.”


Billy Joel

“Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it’s better than drinkin’ alone.”


Billy Joel

“You work, you get paid, you drink.”


Bill Murray

“I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.”


Bill Jay

“I’ve got to be a little more careful. A little more careful about what I say. Don’t have too many drinks.”


Bill Foley

“If you want to drink, have a drink… if you want to drive, then drive… there’s nothing worse than having a smash sober.”

Bernard Manning