We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.

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“We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.”

 

Brody Dalle

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Relax, enjoy yourself. Have another drink. It’s patriotic to overconsume.

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“Relax, enjoy yourself. Have another drink. It’s patriotic to overconsume.”

 

Brian Aldiss

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What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists?

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“What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists?”

Bret Easton Ellis

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I’ve never taken drugs. My drug, I suppose, is drink. I never drink before I sing, but I do make up for it when I come off!

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“I’ve never taken drugs. My drug, I suppose, is drink. I never drink before I sing, but I do make up for it when I come off!”

 

Bonnie Tyler

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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.

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“I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.”

 

Bob Saget

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I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, two out of three ain’t bad.

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“I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, two out of three ain’t bad.”

 

Bob Crane

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Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

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“Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?”

 

Bob Marley

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I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I’d appear in a commercial for that too.

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“I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I’d appear in a commercial for that too.”

 

Billy Dee Williams

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A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

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“A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.”

 

Billy Connolly

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So before we endAnd then beginWe’ll drink a toast to how it’s beenA few more hours to be completeA few more nights on satin sheetsA few more times that I can say,I’ve loved these days.

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“So before we endAnd then beginWe’ll drink a toast to how it’s beenA few more hours to be completeA few more nights on satin sheetsA few more times that I can say,I’ve loved these days.”

 

Billy Joel

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Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it’s better than drinkin’ alone.

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“Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it’s better than drinkin’ alone.”

 

Billy Joel

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You work, you get paid, you drink.

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“You work, you get paid, you drink.”

 

Bill Murray

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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.

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“I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.”

 

Bill Jay

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I’ve got to be a little more careful. A little more careful about what I say. Don’t have too many drinks.

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“I’ve got to be a little more careful. A little more careful about what I say. Don’t have too many drinks.”

 

Bill Foley

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If you want to drink, have a drink… if you want to drive, then drive… there’s nothing worse than having a smash sober.

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“If you want to drink, have a drink… if you want to drive, then drive… there’s nothing worse than having a smash sober.”

Bernard Manning

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